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538. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Professor McGonagall made a Muggle Week where muggleborns and muggle-raised halfbloods would share some muggle culture. It became a tradition and, more recently, every year there’s some Pitch Perfect inspired group that will perform a capella mash ups. The purebloods love it.
Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess
great for bumping doors open and closed
also lower your center of gravity making it harder for your enemies to throw you off-balance
imagine your otp meeting each other for the first time, at night, in the woods, while both trying to dispose of their freshly killed corpses
So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?
I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.
I love it!
And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…
i would read this book, watch the movie, buy the poster, and get into arguments online about it
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
SIGNAL BOOST THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck this school is close to me. Fucking Lancaster is a bull shit ass city theyre so old fashioned and stupid. Im not surprised the officer acted like this and said this, many people there are ignorant.
WHAT THE FUCK
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